Booth: You're a smartass, you know that?

Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, though it has nothing to do with my ass.

Booth: We do not make zombies!

Bones: Jesus rose from the dead after three days.

Booth: (Pause) Jesus is not a zombie!

Dr. Temperance Brennan: I've never gotten a B and I never will.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's my girl.

Phalanges! Phalanges! Dancing phalanges!

Booth: FBI!
Man: US Marshalls!
Booth: US Marshalls?
Brennan: Forensic anthropoligist! That's why no gun.

Booth: Would you like me better as a woman?

Brennan: No, I would not. I'd be jealous that you might be prettier than I am.

Booth: I would be too. I'd be hot. Smokin' hot!

Bones: Debris embedded in the remains suggests an explosion.

Booth: So does that giant hole in the wall there.

Booth: Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures, just circling each other, all searching for that slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places, some just give... more

I'd listen to him if I were you. He shot a clown once.

Just because I have breasts doesn't mean I have magical powers over infants.