Hank: I like her, she's got balls.

Bones: Actually, I have ovaries.

Hank: Ok, a set of steel ovaries.

Booth: (about him and Brennan) Thanks, but there is nothing going on between us.

Pops: You gay?

Brennan: I would do just about anything to help Booth.

Gordon Gordon: (to Booth about Brennan) You wouldn't dare to fail in front of her.

Booth: (defeated) But, she doesn't love me. I would know if she loved me.

Gordon Gordon: Grow a set. Tell her how you feel.

Booth: That's your relationship advice, 'grow a set'?

What did you expect me to do? He came at me like a rabid ferret!

I think if Booth wants to be a better shot he needs to practice more.

I'm becoming quite amusing.

When a man can't have the woman that he loves, he gets a bit crazy.

Bones: I prefer good boys.

Booth: You do?

Bones: Yes.