Father Cascioli: You have nothing to offer but damnation.
Coreen/Astaroth: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Coreen (reading from a book): To see the sun in the dream symbolizes peace of mind, enlightenment, tranquility, fortune, goodwill and insight. It is a good omen to have the sun shining in your... more

Henry: I don't buy blood.
Coreen: But it's good blood. Great blood, actually. Plenty of antioxidants. Rich in iron and 22 other essential vitamins.
Henry: No.
Coreen: I deliver.

Coreen: I was totally just calling you!

Vicki: Here I totally am.

Vicki: I'm not Ghostbusters!

Coreen: They had a lot of clients. And now so do we. Your ten-thirty is waiting.

Coreen: Guess what!?

Vicki: No.

Coreen: I bet she's into witchcraft. Everyone Henry gets tied up with seems to luuuv the black magic.

Vicki: I do not luuuv the black magic.

Coreen: Well it luuvs you!

Coreen (about the demon Megaera): She's one of the Furies, the angry ones.
Henry (to Mike): Relative of yours?

Coreen: I SO deserve a bonus!

Vicki: I pay you?

Mike: I'm not gonna play heart to heart with you.
Coreen/Astaroth: Fitzroy's rich, he looks younger, he's stronger. You really don't have much to compete with do you?
Mike: I take a better suntan.