Henry: Where are you going?
Vicki: Husband hunting.
Henry (gesturing to himself): Husband material.
Vicki: You're sweet, but you're just not a morning person.
Henry (ruefully): No, I'm not.

Henry: Bravery is a powerfully attractive trait in a woman, stupidity is not.

Vicki: Are you stalking me?

Henry: Hhmph. It's Wednesday.

Vicki: And that's what? Stalking Day?

Vicki: You weren't just over at my place, you know, somehow in bed with me rubbing your hands all over my body, that kind of thing?

Henry: Depends, were you enjoying it?

Vicki: Henry!

Henry:... more

Vicki: Can you take a look at this?
(Henry walks over and starts smelling her)
Vicki: Whatcha doing?
Henry: There’s something different about you.
Vicki: I don’t think so... same soap, same... more

Henry: I've lived a long time, almost 500 years.

Vicki: Wow. I wouldn't have pegged you a day over 450.

Henry: I use a great moisturizer.

Vicki: So she fed on you?
Henry: That's one reason to take a mortal lover.
Vicki: Didn't you notice the marks on your neck?
Henry: My neck wasn't the only place she put her mouth.

Henry: An incubus you say?
Coreen: Vicki had a visit last night. Coincidence?
Henry: Those hands, the hands you felt last night, the hands you HOPED were mine.
Vicki: Feared!

Vicki: These women are lying about the night of Marcy's murder. So we are going to unleash Henry's mojo on them.
Henry: I don't have mojo. I have charm... charisma, if you will.
Coreen: I would.

Vicki: Can you smell anything else? Maybe sniff out who did this...?

Henry: I'm a vampire, not a bloodhound.