Angus: Hello again. I look forward to nailing you to my wall

Vicki: You're gonna need a bigger hammer

Vicki: You weren't just over at my place, you know, somehow in bed with me rubbing your hands all over my body, that kind of thing?

Henry: Depends, were you enjoying it?

Vicki: Henry!

Henry:... more

(Coming up behind Henry)
Vicki: You busy?
Henry: Not anymore.
Misery: What ever happened to beauty before age?
Vicki: Age stomped beauty's ass.

Vicki: Who's gonna tell me what's going on?
Mike: It's best if you don't know.
Vicki: Best if I don't know what?
Henry: Telling you would kind of defeat the purpose of "it's best if you don't... more

Vicki: Coreen, be still. No one likes a perky goth.

Vicki: Yeah, but Henry, you don't have a death wish.
Henry: No? I keep working with you.

Henry: The simple fact that he keeps coming back, doesn't that say something?
Vicki: Yeah, it says that he's completely obsessed!
Henry: There's no pull more powerful in the universe than... more

Vicki: They're demon brands, Coreen. They're not Hello Kitty tattoos. Actually, that would be worse.

Henry: A gardener who quotes poetry.

Vicki: You sound almost jealous. How endearing.

Henry: Jealousy is a useless emotion.

Vicki: After 450 years I don't waste my time on futile... more

Mike (sarcastic): Nice catch.
Vicki: Clearly, I need more beer.