Nel: I'll cry!! Ububu... BUEEEEEEE!! I... Ichigo, you thupid! Baldy!! Piece of poop!
Ichigo: Alright! Alright! I get it already, stop crying!
Nel: Impotent!
Ichigo: I'm not impotent!!
Rukia:... more

Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have Bankai!

That wasn't very nice Ichigo, I do believe you killed my hat.