Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have Bankai!

That wasn't very nice Ichigo, I do believe you killed my hat.

That wasn't very nice. I do believe you've killed my hat.

After all, there’s nothing but fear reflected in your sword.
When you dodge, “I’m afraid of getting cut”.
When you attack, “I’m afraid of cutting someone”.
Even when you try to... more

Urahara: You put it on like this! Put it on your forehead like so... and yell from the top of the lungs... "TAKE THIS! THE POWER OF JUSTICE! JUSTICE ARMOR! JUSTICE HACHIMAKI! ATTACK!"... more

“Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!”

Urahara: You put it on like this! Put it on your forehead like so... and yell from the top of the lungs... "TAKE THIS! THE POWER OF JUSTICE! JUSTICE ARMOR! JUSTICE HACHIMAKI! ATTACK!"... more

What's this?! I only got a little bit serious and you're completely overpowered?! Is that all you've got!? How disappointing! I'm really... Really disappointed... Kurosaki-san... In your sword, all I... more

“Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!”

That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat.