Donna Martin Graduates!

David: How did I get so lucky?"
Donna: "You waited."

It's doesn't matter what you say about somebody once they're gone. What matters is how you treat them when they're still here.

Steve: Come on, next thing you know, they're going to outlaw sex on prom night.
David: They can't do that, can they?

David: I haven't even told you the worst part yet.

Donna: What?

David: My girlfriend won't sleep with me.

Donna: Brutal.

Brandon Walsh: Look, David, we're putting out this issue with a tribute to Scott.
David Silver: Why? So people can glance at it and then throw it in the garbage?
Brandon Walsh: No, so people can... more

Brandon: "This is David, Donna and Dylan."

David: "You can call us the three D's!"

Dylan: "I don't think so."

Hello, Rocky's Toilet

David: How did I get so lucky?
Donna: Because you waited.

Steve: Come on, next thing you know, they're going to outlaw sex on prom night.
David: They can't do that, can they?