To marriage. Why we build bars.

Brother Cavil: Do you know how useless prayer is? Chanting, and singing, and mucking about with old half-remembered lines of bad poetry? And you know what it gets you? Exactly nothing.

Tyrol: Are... more

Welcome home, Mr. President. (Pistol-whips Baltar, knocking him unconscious)

Lt. Kara Thrace: Why can't we use the starboard launch?

CPO Galen Tyrol: It's a gift shop now.

Thrace: Frak me.

Never had a death o­n my hangar deck. Accidents... never a death. (about the accident that killed 13 people)

Galen Tyrol: This is crazy. You know, we'll need to figure out whose side we're on.
Saul Tigh: Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of... more

You know when I was growing up, I hated everything about the faith, the rules, the rituals, endless discussions at the dinner table. I used to sneak into my Mom's prayer room, you know, Holiest of... more

Apollo:

Damn it, I need that ship online.

Tyrol:

What can I tell you, captain? Engine mounts are shot. Cockpits seals are cracked. If it was a horse, I'd shoot it.

(To captured Cylon Raider) Now your ass is mine!

Lets get the old girl ready to roll, and kick some Cylon ass!!