You point a finger back far enough, and some germ gets blamed for splitting in two

Saul Tigh: Where's your mommy?
Boxey: Dead. Where's yours?

Ahh, another of Starbuck's crazy ass stunts... thank the Gods!

This is his command. His orders are still the word of the Gods on board this ship. Just so we're clear. This will be Adama's command until the day he dies. And we are not going to let him die. So say... more

Col. Saul Tigh: I can't believe you sided with that woman against the Old Man, I wouldn't do that if you put a gun to my head, and you did! As far as I'm concerned you're not fit to wear the uniform.... more

Saul Tigh: If the crew doesn't hate the XO, then he's not doing his job

Felix Gaeta: A power surge energized the board. System's been twitchy ever since the Cylons infiltrated our network.

Saul Tigh: Commander's right. I don't care if you have to go through this... more

I want a definitive answer, no more of your weaselly technobabble.

Colonel Saul Tigh: Why aren't you in the brig?

Billy Keikeya: Um... because no one put me in there?

I'll be damned. What's got into Starbuck? She actually sounds like a real instructor for a change. She may actually make Viper pilots out of some of those nuggets after all.