[shaking hands after a presidential debate]
Baltar: Not your night, I guess.

Roslin: Why don't you go frak yourself?

Baltar: (to Caprica Six, as she's leaving to decide Baltar's fate on the basestar) You need me! (Pause) I need you, too! (Another pause, then talking to himself) I should have said that first.

Baltar: Thank you, um...politics is the only thing more boring than blood samples. All those interminable speeches, all that dreary pomp...!

Head Six: Parties full of young women, drawn to men... more

Baltar : [During interrogation about Six] She chose me. Chose me over all men. Chosen to be seduced. Taken by the hand. Guided between the Light and the Dark. But is she an angel or is she a demon?... more

Baltar : We need to find something, anything that can discredit her testimony. She's a fanatic, right. I don't know if that's gonna..

Lampkin : [glances at Lee] You're awfully quiet.

Lee :... more

No more mister-nice Gaius

Pythia talks about a flood. Wiped out most of humanity. Nobody blames the flood. Flood is a force of Nature. Through Flood mankind is rejuvenated, born again. I was another Flood. You see, I blamed... more

Baltar: Alright. Then, then, then why don't we give this a go. (to the Hybrid, in a gentle tone) Shhhhhh. Hey. Hey, stop jumping the ship. Alright?

D'Anna: And then what? What would you do if we really just left you here? You'd live out your lives in peace and never trouble yourselves with thoughts of us again? Or would you raise your children... more

Number Six: It's God's judgment for your lack of faith!

Baltar: Oh, that's just great that is! A more logical and useful explanation, please!