Tom Zarek: Gaius, you're a genius!
Gaius Baltar: And?

You slay me, you really do Gaius

Oh my god. Oh my giddy-od.

The whole fleet knows this man tried to stab me through the neck -- and you missed! Butterfingers!

I am not a priest. I've never even been a particularly good man. I have in fact, been a profoundly selfish man. But that doesn't matter, you see. Something in the universe loves me. Something in the... more

(Roslin visits Gaius in the Brig after he causes religious trouble.)

Roslin: "...but...I'm going to be slipping away from this life very soon and I've gotten kinda curious as to what that's... more

What I say is meaningless. Listen to your heart. Embrace that what you know to be the right decision.

Believe the lies. Ignore the truth, listen to me, I will show you the proof. Speak from your heart. Say the things that you know to be true.

Which leads me to the inescapable conclusion that Cylons are, in the final analysis, little more than toasters... with great-looking legs

Please God. I'm not asking you this one last time. Don't let this child die. Has he sinned against you? He can't have sinned against you. He's not even had a life yet. How can you take him and let me... more