Politics is the only thing more boring than blood samples

Do you know what I miss most? You're going to laugh when I tell you this. Sports. Yeah, that's right. I used to love getting to the pyramid game just before tip-off. By timing it right, I could sit... more

Laura Roslin: If her baby does survive, the question is: what do we do with it?

Gaius Baltar: What are you suggesting!? That we throw it out an airlock?

Laura Roslin: I don't make suggestions,... more

I'm about to face public humiliation, and you are singing the same old song. I'm a little tired of the melody.

[ Chief Tyrol finds Gaius Baltar standing alone in the Temple of Five ]
Tyrol: Welcome home, Mr. President. (Pistol-whips Baltar, knocking him unconscious)

President Laura Roslin: I'm going to wipe the floor with you, Gaius.
Vice President Gaius Baltar: You must be losing your mind again.
Roslin: If that's the best you can come up with, you're in a... more

Gaius Baltar: I see it as my patriotic duty to lead this fleet to a new world. That world is New Caprica.

Gaius Baltar: I am the Vice President. Legally speaking, if the President is incapacitated, shouldn't I take over her-
Saul Tigh: Legally speaking, I have declared martial law, that makes you... more

Shoot! I am begging you to shoot me!"
--Gaius Baltar (Exodus, Part II)

Ladies and gentlemen, please. Please. We are in a laboratory. There are hazardous chemical compounds everywhere. That--that's a thermo-nuclear bomb, for frak's sake, so...