All right, that's it! No more Mr. Nice Gaius!

You'll forgive me, Madam President, if I don't wish to be executed based solely on your... gut feeling.

Admiral Adama: You're not listening.
President Baltar: I don't have to listen. I'm the President.

Guilt is something people feel when they run out of excuses for their behavior

caprica: all of this has happened before..
gaius: ..but the question remains. does all of this have to happen again?
c: this time, i bet no.
g: you know, i've never known you to play the optimist.... more

Everyone in the fleet knows you tried to stab me through the neck, and you missed! Butter fingers!!

Gaius Baltar: God's will be done.

Laura Roslin: Shut up.

When she wasn't in my bed, she was in my dreams ...

Number Six: Procreation is one of God's commandments.

Gaius Baltar: Really? Well, I'm sure someday if you're a good Cylon, he'll reward you with a lovely little walking toaster of your very own.

Number Six: I'm so proud of you, Gaius.

Doctor Gaius Baltar: Why? Because I've taken a life?

Number Six: It makes you human.

Doctor Gaius Baltar: Is it? Not conscious thought? Not poetry,... more