I love your son!

Luke: "I'm the best...and he's married to her" (refering to Noah and Ameera)

Kevin Davis: Now, aren't you supposed to be at home carving up some helpless squash, anyway?

Luke Snyder: That's Thanksgiving, genius.

Luke: I love you Noah. And I'm...so in love with you.
Noah: Luke, same here.

Noah, "Is that why my heart is beating so fast?"

Luke, "Just breathe."

Luke: "I'm in love with you and I'm so in love with you."

Noah: Have you been watching porn?
Luke: At my grandma's house?! No!!!

Noah: I didn't know you knew that guy?
Luke: Who, Roth? Oh, I don't. We just ended up sitting next to each other in class.
Noah: You sat down next to him or he sat down next to you?
Luke: What... more

Lily: Uh, I just had a very unpleasant encounter with Noah's father.

Luke: You, you ran into Colonel...
Lily: Colonel Mayer. No, no he sought me out. Apparently he's very unhappy with your... more

Luke: Noah, are you jealous?
Noah: No. Why do you always do that?
Luke: Do what? Have coffee with guys? I don't know, maybe it's because I'm gay.