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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
--David Cross as Tobias Fünke
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Tobias: I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands.

Michael: There's just so many poorly chosen words in... more
--Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth
--David Cross as Tobias Fünke
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Bob Loblaw: Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.

Tobias: Of course— the “Bob Loblaw Law Blog.” Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!
--David Cross as Tobias Fünke
--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character
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We can have unlimited juice? This party's gonna be OFF THE HOOK!
--Tony Hale as Buster Bluth
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Illusions Michael, tricks are something whores do for money!
--Will Arnett as Gob Bluth
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Tobias: OK, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a therapist--the world's first analrapist.
Lindsay: Yes, and you were almost arrested for those business... more
--David Cross as Tobias Fünke
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G.O.B: Anyway, it involves us making some money with our Mexican friends from Colombia.

Michael: I think they're called Colombians.

G.O.B: Oh, I forgot, we’re being politically correct now.
--Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth
--Will Arnett as Gob Bluth
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Bob Loblaw: Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.

Tobias: Of course— the “Bob Loblaw Law Blog.” Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!
--David Cross as Tobias Fünke
--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character
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Tobias: Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

Michael: You can just say intercourse.
--Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth
--David Cross as Tobias Fünke
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Tobias: Ok Lindsay are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a therapist- the world's first analrapist.
Lindsay: Yes and you were almost arrested for those business... more
--David Cross as Tobias Fünke
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