Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Bob Loblaw: Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog.

Tobias: Of course— the “Bob Loblaw Law Blog.” Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!

Tobias: I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands.

Michael: There's just so many poorly chosen words in... more

Tobias: Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.
Michael: Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape... more

Salesperson: Are you gonna buy anything this time, or are you just curious?

Tobias: A little of both, really...I guess you could say I'm "buy-curious."

Tobias as Mrs. Featherbottom: O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
Tobias: Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a "sausage" in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a... more

And secondably, I know you're the big 'marriage expert'... OH... I'm sorry... I forgot! Your wife is dead!

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

Tobias: Although, perhaps I should call the “Hot Cops” and tell them to come up with something more nautically themed. Hot Sailors. Better yet, Hot Seam-

Michael: I like Hot... more

Nice to be back in a queen