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--Ron Howard as Narrator
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Narrator: And Michael was getting an update on how his newest employee, Nellie, was working out.

Michael: (Into phone.) Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is, that is, that is great. Uh,... more
--Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth
--Ron Howard as Narrator
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Narrator: 'Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named “Afternoon Deelite,” a strain famous for slowing behavior.'

Oscar: Well, sure. The question is,... more
--Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth
--Ron Howard as Narrator
--Jeffrey Tambor as Oscar Bluth
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In fact it was George Sr. who took wig.
--Ron Howard as Narrator
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Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias Fünke:... more
--David Cross as Tobias Fünke
--Ron Howard as Narrator
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Lucille: Dinner’s ready. We’re having Lindsay chops. What? I want her to be prepared in case some bully at school is as clever as I am.

Narrator: No bully ever would be.
--Jessica Walter as Lucille Bluth
--Ron Howard as Narrator
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Narrator: As it turns out, she had gotten up early and had taken pain medication because of a hangover-related headache. However, she mistook the “drowsy eye” alcohol warning for a... more
--Jessica Walter as Lucille Bluth
--Ron Howard as Narrator
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As Gob was forced to send away someone he loved, George Snr. was forced to visit someone he had once tried to shove out of a moving car.
--Ron Howard as Narrator
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Narrator: Michael had just found out his sister was adopted. And the next morning, he awoke to a worse surprise.

Michael: Oh, come on.

Tobias: Well, I can’t sleep in the same room as her. She... more
--Jason Bateman as Michael Bluth
--David Cross as Tobias Fünke
--Ron Howard as Narrator
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Tobias was a never nude, which is exactly what it sounds like.
--Ron Howard as Narrator
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