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Narrator: And Michael was getting an update on how his newest employee, Nellie, was working out.

Michael: (Into phone.) Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is, that is, that is great. Uh,... more

Narrator: 'Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named “Afternoon Deelite,” a strain famous for slowing behavior.'

Oscar: Well, sure. The question is,... more

In fact it was George Sr. who took wig.

Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias Fünke:... more

Lucille: Dinner’s ready. We’re having Lindsay chops. What? I want her to be prepared in case some bully at school is as clever as I am.

Narrator: No bully ever would be.

Narrator: As it turns out, she had gotten up early and had taken pain medication because of a hangover-related headache. However, she mistook the “drowsy eye” alcohol warning for a... more

As Gob was forced to send away someone he loved, George Snr. was forced to visit someone he had once tried to shove out of a moving car.

Narrator: Michael had just found out his sister was adopted. And the next morning, he awoke to a worse surprise.

Michael: Oh, come on.

Tobias: Well, I can’t sleep in the same room as her. She... more

Tobias was a never nude, which is exactly what it sounds like.