Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean, those are the kinds of questions I don't wanna answer...

You know, mom, you've already got two strikes on your record. You strike one more person, and it's technically a spree.

Don't call my escorts whores!

Buster's been humping the widow Austero.

We don't even know how old she is - no one does! She was chaperoning the Diversity Dance and I thought, like, maybe as a joke thing I'd go up to her and be like, 'Ohhh hey, do ya wanna dance??' and... more

[obviously drunk, signing adoption papers] Well! Maybe I'll get a son who WILL finish his cottage cheese!

I know she’s a brownish area. With points. And I know I love her!

I can still hear him now. [choking up] "Who left the cap off my f***ing Glisten!"

["talking himself up around the water cooler"] That Fünke is some kinda somethin'... Boy this Fünke is all anyone's ever talkin' about... So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant... more

Buster: You didn't let me play soccer as a child, why should I have to sit and cheer Annyong? Annyong never cheers me!
Annyong: Go Fatty.