Narrator: As it turns out, she had gotten up early and had taken pain medication because of a hangover-related headache. However, she mistook the “drowsy eye” alcohol warning for a “winking-eye” alcohol suggestion. Fortunately, she had the good sense not to drive herself to the meeting.

Lucille: No. I’ll call for a car

Narrator: Unfortunately, this was after a failed attempt to do so.

***Thud.****