Tobias: Oh Michael, you really, are, quite the cupid aren't you? I'll tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks anytime.

Michael: Okay you kn-you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day and you're going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Tobias: Butterscotch! Wanna lick?!