*your license plate reads "CONMAN2" or "BLUMN"

*you ride a bike to work because of those hop-ons you get on the staircar

*you have a black puppet named Franklin

*you own a Mr. Banana Grabber t-shirt

*you've actually tried a "mayonegg"

* you have blue handprints all over your house

* you sign up for the Army in hopes of being in Hero Squad and earning a medal for being food

* you believe in the cleansing power of The Pipe

* you want to drink a Virgin Mary

* you are currently planning your trip to Motherboy

* you'd rather make your banana stand than go to a banana stand

* You find yourself shouting "Look at Banner Michael!" at random intervals when drunk.

you brag to your coworkers about your "60 dollar sketchers"....come on!

* your yarmulke is made out of a piece of shoe.

* you accidentally pick up the wrong hispanic housekeeper from a bus stop.

* you hit your kid's school's homecoming dance banner down with your staircar.

* you put pot in your sister-in-law's brownie.

* you are a cunt...ry music loving...

* you use Vagtable paste instead of Vagisil.

* You try to sleep with your brothers crushes even though you have a girlfriend
*You go to beuty pagents to only pick up the third place girl
*You look for narcaleptic strippers for when you need to trick an accountant
*You have begun to take lessons on painting a Q on your chest
*You record yourself singing so that when your intimate with someone you can here yourself

(As you may have noticed, GOB is my favorite character)

Guys, I just had a dream that I was a part of the Arrested Development family and that I was Michael's daughter and I kept making fun of Will Arnet's movies and tv shows. But, the weird part is that Michael's wife, my "mother" was still alive and they were just separated. George Michael and Maebe weren't in my dream, so I guess that me and my brother were George Michael and Maebe, only with our real names, which is worse when you think about it... But, someone else was in my dream too, Mr. Simpson from Degrassi was in my dream too, as himself. It was weird, but my dream was soooooooooooooooo cool. I think it was the best dream I've ever had. :D:D

who said that?

that was GOB i believe when the banner says, "family love michael" when he introduces Rita to them.

But, what do you think about my dream? Isn't it weird? I loved it.