Hits you once, hit him back. Hits you a second time, shoot him in the balls.

It's Hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell"- Roxy LeBlanc

Pamela: "Course you're sittin' next to the antichrist. You're goin' to Hell by association."

Roxy: "Oh, I reckon I got you beat on Hell-front."

Pamela: "Last week I was... more

I'm so attracted to him, I ovulate like a slot machine.

Thank y'all for comin', I was real surprised and it meant a lot to me. Um, ya know, we all have two families. We've got the ones we're born with and the ones we choose. And I choose all of you. So... more

They're gonna be talking about my outfit for weeks, aren't they?

That's harder to get into than a nuns undies.

She's already halfway to 'I don't give a damn'.

Fastest way to a man's zipper: tight jeans and a new haircut.

Gossips are like roaches around here; for everyone you see there's a thousand more.