When I call your name, please say 'here', and we'll assume the word 'here' to be short for 'here I am, rock you like a hurricane.'

Look, all I know is that this cord here was plugged into my house, and your house was glowin' like the frickin' sun. So I put two and two together there, and decided that you're pissin' me off.

Why do you constantly dissapoint me?, The only reason god refuses to wipe you from the earth, is because you amuse him somehow!

Prepare for a pride obliterating bitch-slap, in front of all of your closest friends.

I hope he can see this, because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

Master Shake: If I woke up looking like that, I would run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

I don't have any real dolls, I prefer to use my infinite imagination... cause I ain't got no damn money.

He's not mine! Look, yes, I have banged hundreds of broads... internationally. But know this! I wrap my rascal two times because I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a way of punishing... more

I heard him he said damn damnnit
only adults like us are allowed to say damn, bitch, ass, and hell
so get your helling damnning ass back in that bitchin damn room damnnit
what? damn i was just... more

This'll only hurt once, but damn, will it hurt.