When i was at that mall, the security guard took me down to the bathroom and said: 'this is how you don't touch people.'

Frylock: Do you know what time it is?
Meatwad: Do you? Cuz I'm pretty sure it's 4:20 somewhere.

Whoa, boy, I apologize. My hormones are goin' nuts. Now please, if you would, get the fuck outta' my way. I mean, how many times do I gotta fuckin' write "ice cream" on this fuckin' list... more

Hey, hey, yeah.. you. Where is my high powered video game console? Cause I will kick some ass if I do not find it.

Meatwad: There's a Hand Banana. Good boy.

Carl: Oh, he's not a boy anymore … he's a man. Because he just raped me!

Hand Banana: Do you think you could back that up?

Carl:... more

Now I don't want to do anything illegal, but I would kill someone in front of they own momma for a ten speed.

Do what I say 'cuz I said it.

MEATWAD: hey y'all, look at this: just rip it and win. 20 cents off my next wasabi fries, alright! you see, they fill the fries with wasabi sauce to-
FRYLOCK: i know, meatwad, i know, i saw the... more

I can't work under these conditions. I want a diet water and I want my Mommy, right now.

SHAKE: frylock, find out what kind of acid dissolves meat.
MEATWAD: nooo! dont do that!