Frylock: You like people.
MC Pee Pants: No, I like the juice that's inside people. No one's gonna hire a people juice eater!

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my girlfriend, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!

I can't walk all good 'cause I got a strizzoke in my brizzain, ya feel me?

Carl:Why arent your lips moving?

MC:Look my shniggas i had a strizzoke in my brizzain!, okay you know what im saying? So i cant move all good.

Meatwad:What up with the stroke MC pee pants i... more

LITTLE BRITTLE: look yo, brittle needs to live forever, otherwise i go down to hell and satan send me back here as somethin' worse. he's got all these ideas..he don't tell me none of 'em!
FRYLOCK:... more

bring in your poo poo, bring in your doo doo, I saw you-who the kids say thank you. ITS FOR THE SHORTY'S!!!!!!!

Wait... why do I like me some dog turd?!

MC P Pants: Look man, people totally misunderstand me. I rap about life on the streets. I don't advocate demons man, come on! Drillin' into hell? Where you get that schniz nos?

Frylock:... more

Little Brittle as Vampire: *Walks out in sunlight* I got fangs! And a bad-ass cape! Wait a minute.. AHH! *explodes*

Dracula: *Floats out in sunlight* Did you see Little Brittle? Because he's not... more