Oh, I wanna rock your body baby!

Woah! Woah! Woah! Gross!

You see, they're made of a fiber optic technology that hug the flesh on my unique shape. They circulate air
around my genitals and they wick the sweat
off my balls.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRICKIN' CAR!??!

Meatwad: There's a Hand Banana. Good boy.

Carl: Oh, he's not a boy anymore … he's a man. Because he just raped me!

Hand Banana: Do you think you could back that up?

Carl:... more

Frylock: Hey man.. You don't have to move. You could do that other thing..that the robot talked about.

Carl: Look, I know it's been awhile, right? But uh.. I'm not gonna get humped by a giant red... more

CARL: i wanna know where my FRIGGIN' HYPNO-RIMS ARE!!!
FRYLOCK: oh hypno-rims, yeahyeahyeah, i think i read about those. aren't they supposed to spin at the frequency of the female brain wave or... more

FRYLOCK TO CARL: Cause' you know what tongiht is don't you?

CARL: Yeah uhh tonight I'm dowloadin' porn at uhh 14k kilobits a second........

INIGNOT: cash our check and you will get: immortal.
ERR: neverending life.
CARL: nah. sometimes i kinda wanna die.

I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!