Someone wants a knife fight... someone I'm looking at.

Look, I'm about to whip it out. And I'm going to urinate all over this room, and you will WISH that I did not ingest that asparagus.

The TV is tired of you looking at it.

I am not gonna turn on some analog faucet! To drink some barbaric water!

All i know is simple words like "good"..."ball.. and "RAPE".. and tonight U... !

Karl: Maybe you be a good person to ask who wrote, "Da moon rulez, #1"... On my car... with a key?!

Ignignokt : If your have a problem with tha maybe you should take it up with Mr.laser.

Get your hellin' damn ass in that bitchin' damn room. Damn it. What? I was just helping you out bitch. Damn.

Hell no I didn't pay no bills. I pay you no mind.

Carl: What's gotten into you cups? You put fertilizer on your balls last night?
Master shake: Yes...but that is none of your concern AND to clarify, you will speak when spoken to.
Carl: No i think... more

Master Shake: I AM THE KING!!!
Frylock: Oh yeah and the king is gonna sleep out in the yard tonight.
Master shake: The grass...that is not a slumber chamber fit for a king.