My MOST favorite quotes are from the Mooninites.


Ignignokt: Using a key to gouge expletives on another’s vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.

Err: "We Smoke as we shoot the bird."

Ignignokt: You and your 3rd dimension.
FryLock: What about it?
Ignignokt: Oh nothing it's cute. We have 5.....
Err: Thousand
Ignignokt: Yes 5 thousand.
Err: Don't Question it!
FryLock: Oh yeah, well I only see 2.
Ignignokt: Well that sounds like a personal problem.

FryLock: What happened to Meatwad?
Err: He got busted man.
Ignignokt: For drinking and stealing and smoking in a non-smoking area.

Ignignokt: Prepare for a pride of obliterating bitch slap, in front of your closest friends.

Ignignokt: I have seen your future, and it involves brown liquor and a human escort service.

Err: I'm gona!

Ignignokt: We forgot all about your needs, we were to busy for filing our own.

Ignignokt: Come on Meatman, lets go break the law to fill your primitive needs.

Err: Lets go get drunk and rip off a ten speed.

Ignignokt: We will do what ever we want to who ever we want, at all times.

Ignignokt: "Getting a 10 speed is easy filling it full of illegal sub-tenses and sending it across the border is not".
Err: "See those dogs they can smell any thing that’s why you got to kick them in the throat".

Ignignokt: "This pornography is infinitely excellent" But this dresser however it is very boring.
Err: Yeah get rid of it.
Ignignokt: Torch the dresser Meatman.

FLYLOCK: Life is not about wining material goods.
Ignignokt: No its about taking material goods when other arnt looking.

I came to see why my doorknob was covered with snot. then I saw you, and put two and two together.

The future of our country is at stake, America, and it's in your nose. You must eat your boogers, America. For the sake of your grandchildren's lives!

The lyrics to For the Shorteez

ignigknot: prepare for a pride obliviating bitch slap

<Master Shake> "I'll do what I want, when i want. And no dummy, YOU HEAR THAT BAND-AID, is gonna stop me"

<meatwad> "can i have one?........funnel cake eating contest?"

mooite prepare for pride distroicve bitchslap

One of my favorite quotes is from Meatwad in Season 2.

"Only adults like us are allowed to say things like 'Damn, Bitch-Ass, and Hell.' So get your hellin' damn ass back in that bitchin damn room dammit!"
He then looks at Frylock and says, "What? Damn! I'm just trying to help you out, Bitch!"

some of my favorites...

"Meatwad: Frylock, I'm friends with a toilet paper tube, an apple, and a box. I'm crazy in the head.
Boxy Brown: Well, you gonna dis me boy, dis me to my face!
Meatwad: Boxy, please, don't take it like that.
Boxy Brown: Well how'm I supposed to take it, then?!
Meatwad: We just wanna celebrate my birthday with some cake-
Boxy Brown: Ah, I don't want no cake, I want me some pie! [with a chuckle] You understand what I'm sayin'?
Meatwad: No sir.
Boxy Brown: Well let me break it down: You know when you're in the shower with some fine foxy hoochi-Mama, and she got dat-
Meatwad: [a pause] ...What?!
Frylock: Uh, Meatwad.
Meatwad: [to Boxy Brown] Well, I don't know if I believe that. I mean I seen action figures without the pants, they ain't got that.
Frylock: Uh, Meatwad.
Meatwad: [to Frylock] Shh, he is talkin' here!
Frylock: Oh, well I didn't mean to interrupt, but-
Meatwad: Watch out! He's got a knife"

"Baby, I want us to grow old together. Have babies - BABY. One. One baby. I hate kids. But I know you love 'em. But alright, I'll let you out of your box to feed it. Or maybe we could just cut some holes in the box. You read me baby? Hey, come over here."

Rice Mascot: Every cup's a weiner!
Rice Mascot #2: One in three chance of getting your dick ripped off.

"tonight........you."

"And, technically, he's supposed to be spayed, and uh, he ain't that. I know that first hand. Go ahead, ask me how I know. Go ahead. Ask me. Ask me how I know."

"Carl Brain: Stop him! At once! (pause) From calling me retarded!
Carl Jr: Too late, he got away with it."