(Wesley and Gunn are about to be decapitated because Wesley got the people in a tribe mad.)
Wesley: Oh Gunn, forgive me for opening my mouth.
Gunn: I got a plan.
Wesley: Oh thank God, what is... more

Look, I'm glad for what you did, okay? But I don't need no Guardian Angel, and I don't need no talking to. It's not gonna change the way things are down here, man. They're gonna keep coming, and... more

Gunn: Look, I'm glad for what you did, okay? But I don't need no Guardian Angel, and I don't need no talking to. It's not gonna change the way things are down here, man. They're gonna keep coming,... more

Gunn: All I'm saying is, he tries dancing in here and pulling a Dark Shadows again, he's gonna get a dart up his evil ass.

Spike: You pissed in the Old Man's chair? Fantastic!



Gunn: Spike, could you turn down the warm and fuzzy?



Spike: You mean Lorne's spell? Wore off. I just think...



[points at Angel's... more

Gunn: Vampire?




Lilah: Ewww. Please. Angelus drank from me, true. But, like with most men, it was a one way street. I was dead already.

Gunn: "I'm so glad I met you guys. It's entertaining. Really."

Gunn: She's off having a nooner with Blondie Bear, remember?


Fred: She's what?


Gunn: You know, "nooner." When you have sex in the middle of—


Fred: I know what a nooner is, Charles.

Gunn: "Okay, what I want to know is how'd I live in L.A. all my life and not notice weird-ass stuff was going on?"

Cordelia: "Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think."

Fred: I am so sick of holding everything up around here. First Wesley leaves, then Angel, and Cordy. I-I'm sick of taking care of everything and paying bills and making peace and plans and keeping my... more