you need to get out there.. need to socailize with these people.. GET A JOB YOU LAZY SOW

Cordy : Lemme break it down for you, Fred . (imitating Buffy ) Oh, Angel. I know that I am a Slayer, and you're a vampire and it would be impossible for us to be together, but —
Wesley :... more

[to Cordelia] "There's no place I'd rather be than here with you."

Angel: "Listen, I have to go out for a while."
Steven/Connor: "It's ok."
Angel: "It's kinda my job."
Steven/Connor: "Yeah, whatever."
Angel: "It could... more

Groo: "Is there evil to vanquish?"
Gunn: "Oh thanks bro. I got it. Just a little mucus demon under Alvarado & Clark. I'll be back soon."
Fred: "Don't forget your... more

Groo: "Hail to you potential client."

Groo: "I shall present this beast's head to my princess as a token."
Angel: "Right. 'Cause you know, she'd love that."

At least I won't be upsetting the average around here. Nobody in this office is ever gonna get any.

Wesley: "You should've called one of us."
Cordy: "Oh please. Like i'm gonna bother you guys in the middle of the night because I want sex & can't have it."

Lorne: "Can't fight kyrumption, cinnimon buns. It's fate, it's the stars. Kyrumption is --"
Angel: "Stop saying that. And stop calling me pastries."