They know I will protect them from the evil ducks of the universe.

Listen, my mom is black and my dad is a Jew. I'm Blewish, you can't hang with that.

Jael: Hey I gotta question for ya.
Natasha (pretending to be a black model): Yo.
Jael: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Natahsa: It depends on my mood.

It's just modeling. We're not curing cancer here.

Transforming the beast, part onnee...

I wanna be up there dressed in all black leather whuppin' some boy's ass! (imitates the crack of the whip) When's that photo shoot?

While we're on the catwalk, Sarah's chest decides to be exposed to all the high school children and their parents. I thought it was very liberating for her and I was so proud that she got to... more

You're fake. Nobody likes you. Go to your room and cry!"
-Jael

i dont want to leave yet. im not finished spreading joy to the universe

50cent, Im your friend right?, ( repeats several times)"
50cent pushes her into the swimming pool
50cent: Damn you're annoying