Ryan: Quiet my kids, quiet. What's wrong?
Paula: Oh you know why. Cause he has to have the last word always
Randy: No, cause Paula and I were the ones who wanted him when we saw him in Vegas. He... more

Paula you wanna start the rumors this early in the season your rubbing his chest, I mean we all wanna know what happened 'that night' and now your rubbing his chest.

Seacrest out

Wrong Door

“1-866…what?”

“Are you drunk?”

“Am I drunk? Are you looking at me asking that?”

“I’m asking you.”

Ryan: "Simon, stay out of my closet." Simon: "Ryan, come out!"

The yin to Simon's yang, Paula Abdul

The ego has landed

You are a very rare breed" (to simon)

Have you, uh, spent your money on anything since you left us?

Shoes. Yeah, imagine that. Hahaha.

Just shoes?