I'm speechless.

Touch Down!!!

You and I match tonight, we match! And I got your dance down too

Is there room for more touchdowns? TOUCHDOWN!

I'd run right into his arms and kiss him so much all over." (In reply to a question regarding what she would do if she saw Simon outside of Idol)

Paula: "Thank god the season's over, now we don't have to pretend."
Simon: "It's been killing me, Pawla."
Paula: "I love you, cuddles."
Simon: "Kiss me?!"

Constantine, everything about you is "Oh My God!"

You know how hard it is to be a rat?

"You do not make me feel warm and fuzzy inside" (to Simon Cowell)

I don't have a problem saying anything to your face, not one thing" (to Simon)