After a contestant's husband said she was a great singer...

Simon: Well they do say Love is deaf...
Randy: It's blind simon, Love is blind
Simon:...and deaf

*Scream outside the door.*
Randy: That was like a squeak!
Simon: Someone must have stepped on Ryan.

You can only vote for him, you can't actually adopt him"
" (laughs while blushing ) I'm 17 ! "
" But the ladies love you, and you love that they love you.

Interviewer: Describe yourself in 5 words.
David Archuleta: 5 words? My name is David Archuleta... yay!

Simon: So you agree with me?
Danny Noriega: Ish...
Randy: Ish! Very good Danny!
Simon: Try and say it without moving your head
Danny Noriega (roboticlally): ISH
Ryan: Now that's trying too hard

I am your brother
Your best friend forever
Singing the songs
The music that you love
Brothers til the end of time
Together or not
You’re always in my heart
You hurt your feelings
And you... more

Ryan: So. You're thirtsy and you have to pee.
David ARCHULETA!: Yeah. But I didn't want everyone to know that.

I'm kind of a geek for vocab. Juxtapose, vindicating, ostentatious. homage, culmination, obscurity, permeated, optimistically pessimistic. I've always been enamored with what words mean... it's... more

are you single?"
"what camera do i look into? yes, yes, yes!