I'm not trying to be rude, but... you're horrible! that was absolutely horrible! What were you thinking when you came to audition today? You look like the Incredible Hulk's wife.

Not only will you win American Idol, you will sell more albums than any other past Idol

Simon: "She wants me"
Paula: "I want him on a plane back to England"

Simon: Do you take Singing lessons?
Contestant:Yes
Simon: Then get a lawyer and sue because that was dreadful

I thought it had all the joy of someone singing in a funeral parlor.

Wrong Door

"Simon I really want to hit you right now, but I won't"

"You know what I'd like you to hit me; I'd feel better"

You know what I'd never thought I'd say this, but I LOVE your version!

Horrible!

You sounded like a cat jumping off the Empire State building!