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I'm not trying to be rude, but... you're horrible! that was absolutely horrible! What were you thinking when you came to audition today? You look like the Incredible Hulk's wife.
--Simon Cowell as Simon Cowell
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Not only will you win American Idol, you will sell more albums than any other past Idol
--Simon Cowell as Simon Cowell
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Simon: "She wants me"
Paula: "I want him on a plane back to England"
--Simon Cowell as Simon Cowell
--Paula Abdul as Paula Abdul
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Simon: Do you take Singing lessons?
Contestant:Yes
Simon: Then get a lawyer and sue because that was dreadful
--Simon Cowell as Simon Cowell
--Miscellaneous Actor as Miscellaneous Character
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I thought it had all the joy of someone singing in a funeral parlor.
--Simon Cowell as Simon Cowell
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Wrong Door
--Ryan Seacrest as Ryan Seacrest
--Randy Jackson as Randy Jackson
--Simon Cowell as Simon Cowell
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"Simon I really want to hit you right now, but I won't"

"You know what I'd like you to hit me; I'd feel better"
--Simon Cowell as Simon Cowell
--Paula Abdul as Paula Abdul
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You know what I'd never thought I'd say this, but I LOVE your version!
--Simon Cowell as Simon Cowell
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Horrible!
--Simon Cowell as Simon Cowell
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You sounded like a cat jumping off the Empire State building!
--Simon Cowell as Simon Cowell
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