You can only vote for him, you can't actually adopt him"
" (laughs while blushing ) I'm 17 ! "
" But the ladies love you, and you love that they love you.

Paula: Simon, what are you doing?
Ryan:Keep you hands to yourself
Paula:He's trying to undresss me!
Kara: OK.....

Wrong Door

The ego has landed

Ryan: Quiet my kids, quiet. What's wrong?
Paula: Oh you know why. Cause he has to have the last word always
Randy: No, cause Paula and I were the ones who wanted him when we saw him in Vegas. He... more

Paula you wanna start the rumors this early in the season your rubbing his chest, I mean we all wanna know what happened 'that night' and now your rubbing his chest.

Seacrest out

“1-866…what?”

“Are you drunk?”

“Am I drunk? Are you looking at me asking that?”

“I’m asking you.”

Ryan: "Simon, stay out of my closet." Simon: "Ryan, come out!"

The yin to Simon's yang, Paula Abdul