You can only vote for him, you can't actually adopt him"
" (laughs while blushing ) I'm 17 ! "
" But the ladies love you, and you love that they love you.
Ryan: We have David Archuleta coming up next. Are you ready for this?
David: Oh, yeah
Ryan: You said you were thirsty, and you have to pee
David:*laughs nervously* Yeah, well..didn't really want... more
(reporter): "Do you have gum in your mouth?"
(Archie): "I have grapes in my mouth....I'm trying to chew, chew, chew, but it's not working out. That skin, Dang it!"