Interviewer: Are you chewing gum???
David Archuleta: I'm eating grapes. I'm trying to chew chew chew. That skin dang it!!!

You can only vote for him, you can't actually adopt him"
" (laughs while blushing ) I'm 17 ! "
" But the ladies love you, and you love that they love you.

Ryan: We have David Archuleta coming up next. Are you ready for this?
David: Oh, yeah
Ryan: You said you were thirsty, and you have to pee
David:*laughs nervously* Yeah, well..didn't really want... more

I'm not trying to be rude, but... you're horrible! that was absolutely horrible! What were you thinking when you came to audition today? You look like the Incredible Hulk's wife.

Paula: Simon, what are you doing?
Ryan:Keep you hands to yourself
Paula:He's trying to undresss me!
Kara: OK.....

David Archuleta: Behind the camera is the lovely David Cook.

David Cook: He called me lovely.

Can i get a refund sitting next to you?? (to Simon)

Simon: "She wants me"
Paula: "I want him on a plane back to England"

This is the best season ever!

Wanna hear a joke?!?! Did you hear about the new movie they're makin' about pirates? It's rated AAARRGGHH!