Hayley: Mom ran off with my boyfriend!!
Stan: And your boyfriend ran off with my wife, maybe we should start dating now..
wait!! daddy didn't think that through!!

You know what's so wrong about gayness, if there are two men who has the vagina?

That's enough for today. What the hell, why not make it a baker's dozen. After all, I'm just healing, and healing feels good...incredibly good...like god has kissed me with a mouth full of scotch.