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What American Dad Character are You?

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It's morning. You are...

Going off to work.

Drinking.

Cooking breakfast with the family or others.

Still sleeping off your wild partying the night before.

Cruising the internet for pedafiles...before school of course.

Your ideal vacation is...

Watching football on the sofa with your pet.

A cruise.

Skiing.

Burning Man.

An underwater castle.

You're starting up your own business. What is it?

A muffin kiosk.

A seasonal teddy bear operation.

Selling recently foreclosed homes to unsuspecting buyers.

Your own Hogwarts Academy.

A store selling feminist paraphenalia.

It's winter. What do you worry about most?

Someone finding out about a deep dark secret you have been keeping.

Your home freezing over.

The fact that you have no jacket, just a headband and tummy showing tank top.

Nothing! This feels like your home planet!

Your husband keeping secrets.

If you could take only one item with you to a deserted island, what would it be?

A photograph of George W Bush.

Cougar Boost.

Your martini shaker.

Your flask with rum.

Algae medication.

What/Who do you hate most in the world?

George Clooney.

Male "Pigs."

Democrats.

Being tossed from your environment.

It's the Apocalypse...what do you do?

Escort your family to the woods and steal food from deaf kids.

Drink.

Stay in your home.

Follow your husband. He knows how to take care of you.

Find a mountain man and gain his affection.

What is your favorite hobby?

Getting high.

Making crafts.

Swimming.

Drinking.

Teasing perverts on the internet.

Who are you most attracted to?

A woman who knows how to use a gun.

You are a "chubby chaser."

Boobs!

Someone you can control.

The person who feeds you.

What's the worst thing you have ever done?

Blamed a death of a wife's friend on your wife.

Burned down a gazebo.

Killed some younglings.

Pooped where you eat.

Robbed a man, conned a man...the list is endless.

Your perfect day would involve?

Killing some terrorists.

Buying Dollywood.

Solving world hunger.

Getting to touch boobs.

Getting a human body.

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