Everybody's alone. It's just easier to take in a relationship.

Let me tell you something. I didn't become a lawyer because I like the law; the law sucks. It's boring, but it can also be used as a weapon. You want to bankrupt somebody? Cost him everything he's... more

Make enough money, and everything else will follow. Quote me. That's a Fishism.

Having a child is a selfish thing. Couples don't walk around wanting to give life. They say, we want a child. We want, we want. It is a selfish thing, a good selfish. Selfish. Don't punish yourselves... more

Women, the period once a month, thats good for 3 days sub-performance. PMS, tack on another day. Add the 3.2 more hrs per month women spend in the bathroom doing either makeup, hair, who knows. And... more

Nelle, remember how you hate people talking about you behind your back? I can't do that when you are in the room!

Never trust second thoughts. Where there's a thrid, there's a fourth and you'll end up thinking forever!

[a judge has just denied his motion]
Let the record show: dammit.

Is that the two cents? I'd be looking for change.

Richard Fish: She told her that you told her about what she told you. I'm in the middle and clueless. I feel like Elaine.