Top 10 Elaine Vassall Quotes

1
Snappish!
--Jane Krakowski as Elaine Vassall
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She's two-thirds of a Rice Krispie treat. She's already snapped, and crackled, and she's ready for the final pop.
--Jane Krakowski as Elaine Vassall
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3
I'm sure she's quite stupid, and in time, gravity will get her.
--Jane Krakowski as Elaine Vassall
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4
That was a snappish remark disguised in a soft tone.
--Jane Krakowski as Elaine Vassall
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5
A lot of people forget what they're saying in a fit of rage, so I'll be happy to take the minutes
--Jane Krakowski as Elaine Vassall
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6
Ally's depressed about her birthday. I know, I've been listening in on her phone calls.
--Jane Krakowski as Elaine Vassall
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Men love to be thought of as funny. Except when they're in bed
--Jane Krakowski as Elaine Vassall
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8
Well, not every couple just jumps right into bed, Ling. (Elaine Vassal to Ling)
--Jane Krakowski as Elaine Vassall
9
It's nice to be nice. I believe in being nice, but sometimes you gotta dump them. Give this guy the bin.... You gotta give him a straight, hard dump. It's the only thing these bastards understand.
--Jane Krakowski as Elaine Vassall
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It's nice to be nice. I believe in being nice, but sometimes you gotta dump them. Give this guy the bin.... You gotta give him a straight, hard dump. It's the only thing these bastards understand.
--Jane Krakowski as Elaine Vassall
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