Law and love are the same - romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.

Ally McBeal: I'm trying to desensitize myself to murder so I can be a better lawyer.
Billy: Why don't you just watch the news?

Judge Jennifer "Whipper" Cone: No, I don't think you're nuts, but I don't think that you have both feet on the ground either.
Ally McBeal: You mean some people do?

Even if I did get past all my problems, I'm just gonna get out and get new ones.

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to.

Maybe I'm happy and I just don't know it.

Whenever I get depressed, I raise my hemlines. If things don't change, I am bound to be arrested.

Ally McBeal: Hi! I'm Ally McBeal, homewrecker. Here's my card.
Georgia Thomas: I already have it, thanks.

[on her wardrobe] Men are constantly trying to mentally un-dress me. I'm just trying to save them some time, that's all.

Renée Radick: Snow White. Cinderella. All about gettin' a guy. Being saved by the guy. Today it's the Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Pocahontas. All about gettin' a guy.
Ally McBeal: So basically we're... more