Love is an equation, a me and a you derives a we.

There's no rule that says you have to wake up.

Richard Fish: She's good, John - this woman reminds me of me. Should we hire her?
John Cage: It's hard for me to be objective, I'm drawn to her.
Richard Fish: You have no chance, does that help?

Richard: All right, uh, everybody’s here. Seats please, I have an announcement.
Nelle: Don’t tell me, you changed your name to Fish, McBeal... and Bump.
Lisa: Oh, that hurts my feelings,... more

You're not who you are, you're only what other people think you are. Fishism.

Georgia Thomas: Well, by all means let's hear your opinion, Richard.
Richard Fish: Simple. Men and women. Friction.
Georgia Thomas: That's it? Friction?
Richard Fish: Friction, friction,... more

Everybody's alone. It's just easier to take in a relationship.

Let me tell you something. I didn't become a lawyer because I like the law; the law sucks. It's boring, but it can also be used as a weapon. You want to bankrupt somebody? Cost him everything he's... more

Make enough money, and everything else will follow. Quote me. That's a Fishism.

Having a child is a selfish thing. Couples don't walk around wanting to give life. They say, we want a child. We want, we want. It is a selfish thing, a good selfish. Selfish. Don't punish yourselves... more