It can't last forever, of course not. But who made up the rule that the best loves do?
Tracey Ulman as Dr. Tracey Clark

Lonely people... they always have a look, a look that it could change any second, maybe with the next person that enters the room. Lonely people have hope, she didn't seem to. She was just sad, like... more

Tracy (Ally's therapist): "It can't last forever, of course not, but who made up the rule that the best loves do?"

Richard: All right, uh, everybody’s here. Seats please, I have an announcement.
Nelle: Don’t tell me, you changed your name to Fish, McBeal... and Bump.
Lisa: Oh, that hurts my feelings,... more

Judge Jennifer "Whipper" Cone: No, I don't think you're nuts, but I don't think that you have both feet on the ground either.
Ally McBeal: You mean some people do?

[Ally's psychiatrist plays a tape of people laughing]
Dr. Tracy Clark: Sometimes when a patient says something so completely naive, I find that my own laughter just isn't enough.
Tracey Ullman as... more

Liza Bump: [to Nelle Porter] Do you talk, or do I have to pull a string?
Christina Ricci as Lisa Bump

Cindy McCauliff: My penis makes you nervous.
Lisa Edelstein as Cindy McCauliff

Raymond Millbury: [to Elaine] You're cute, in a slutty way.
Josh Hopkins as Raymond Millbury

Judge Dennis 'Happy' Boyle: Members of the jury, our witness has a small piece of spinach caught in an incisor. Now, when oral decay starts to build up between the tooth and the gum, bacteria starts... more