John Cage: Why am I telling you this?
Ally McBeal: Because you can. Just remember, when you are with me it's the one time you aren't the strangest person in the room. Go ahead, get weird on me.
John Cage: Ally, when I was in high school, I picked up a nickname which follows me to this day. You know what they called me?
Ally McBeal: Um, no.
John Cage: The little biscuit.
Ally McBeal: They... more
Richard Fish: She's good, John - this woman reminds me of me. Should we hire her?
John Cage: It's hard for me to be objective, I'm drawn to her.
Richard Fish: You have no chance, does that help?
[explaining his remote control toilet flusher]
Sometimes people leave in haste, forget to flush. Other times, there are residual remnants. I like a fresh bowl.