John Cage: Why am I telling you this?
Ally McBeal: Because you can. Just remember, when you are with me it's the one time you aren't the strangest person in the room. Go ahead, get weird on me.

The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of its people still are however, and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win, Ally McBeal.

If you think back and replay your year, if it doesn't bring you tears either of joy or sadness, consider the year wasted.

I need to take a moment.

John Cage: Ally, when I was in high school, I picked up a nickname which follows me to this day. You know what they called me?
Ally McBeal: Um, no.
John Cage: The little biscuit.
Ally McBeal: They... more

Richard Fish: She's good, John - this woman reminds me of me. Should we hire her?
John Cage: It's hard for me to be objective, I'm drawn to her.
Richard Fish: You have no chance, does that help?

Ally McBeal: I Like this world, John!
John Cage: Then, may be one day you will choose to live in it with the rest of us.

[explaining his remote control toilet flusher]
Sometimes people leave in haste, forget to flush. Other times, there are residual remnants. I like a fresh bowl.

My Johnson!

I'd be happy to take a whack at you...(*stutters*)...it, it. Take a whack at IT!