I don't want what I want, and I want what I don't want, and to complicate it even more, I don't even know what I want or don't want!

Ally: How did I get to be such a mess so early in my life?
Billy: You've always been ahead of your time.

John Cage: Why am I telling you this?
Ally McBeal: Because you can. Just remember, when you are with me it's the one time you aren't the strangest person in the room. Go ahead, get weird on me.

Even if I did get past all my problems, I'm just gonna get out and get new ones.

Sometimes I'm tempted to become a street person, cut off from society. But then I wouldn't get to wear my outfits

Who wants to be balanced? Balance is overrated

This is not normal therapy!

Tracy: You're not a normal person!

I have a great imaginary world, but sometimes I just need things to happen.

I live my life as one big Christmas Eve, and it makes me happy, happy, happy!

I think I need to believe that it works.
- What works ? (Billy)
- Love. Couplehood. Partnerships. The idea that people who come together, they stay together. I have to take that to bed at night,... more