I don't want what I want, and I want what I don't want, and to complicate it even more, I don't even know what I want or don't want!

It can't last forever, of course not. But who made up the rule that the best loves do?
Tracey Ulman as Dr. Tracey Clark

Ally: How did I get to be such a mess so early in my life?
Billy: You've always been ahead of your time.

John Cage: Why am I telling you this?
Ally McBeal: Because you can. Just remember, when you are with me it's the one time you aren't the strangest person in the room. Go ahead, get weird on me.

Sometimes I'm tempted to become a street person, cut off from society. But then I wouldn't get to wear my outfits

Love is an equation, a me and a you derives a we.

Even if I did get past all my problems, I'm just gonna get out and get new ones.

Who wants to be balanced? Balance is overrated

If you think back and replay your year, if it doesn't bring you tears either of joy or sadness, consider the year wasted.

This is not normal therapy!

Tracy: You're not a normal person!