Eric Weiss: Woo. Impressive.
Michael Vaughn: Yeah.
Eric Weiss: Balls of Steel! No, that's what I'm gonna call you from now on. [To an agent walking by] Hey. Have you met Balls of Steel?

[to Vaughn] You really want some space, or are you and I going to go get drunk? 'Cause there's this bar - you won't even remember it tomorrow.

Michael Vaughn: I'm going to say something, and it will either be obvious to you or seem presumptuous, either way I'm going to say it. This isn't working. I've been thinking about this for a while, I... more

Eric Weiss: OK, whenever you want to have that talk...
Michael Vaughn: What talk?
Eric Weiss: Uh, about the cologne, or whatever the hell you're wearing.
Michael Vaughn: I'm not wearing any... more

[talking about Sydney]
Weiss: So she gave you a drawer, huh?
Vaughn: It was a gesture of convenience.
Weiss: And, uh, what did you put it in?
Vaughn: Why do you care?
Weiss: What do you... more

Weiss (to Nadia): What is so hard to understand. You take a ball, right? You roll it, you knock over some pins and everybody cheers for you.
Vaughn (to Weiss): Or in your case, everyone laughs.

Weiss: (holds up a piece of food) What are these, the emperanas, these are incr- they’re so good.
(Nadia giggles)
Sophia: Empanadas.
Weiss: Whatever, they’re delicious.
Sophia: I taught... more

Weiss: Any word from her yet?
Vaughn: No. I don't expect to hear anything 'til she gets back.
Weiss: Your girlfriend's name is Alice, right?
Vaughn: Would you shut up?
Weiss: I'm just... more

Michael Vaughn: Hey, what did you say before about Haladki?
Eric Weiss: I don't think he showers?

Eric Weiss: I don't want your thanks. I want it to stop.
Michael Vaughn: Look, Sydney's my responsibility...
Eric Weiss: Mike, I'm not going to trivialize your relationship with her by calling it... more